I guess sometimes we’re adorable. #boyfriend #zoodate #polkadots #dress #cute #date #adorable #sunny  (at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium)

I guess sometimes we’re adorable. #boyfriend #zoodate #polkadots #dress #cute #date #adorable #sunny (at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium)

Panera lunch date. Talon’s all sad because my food came first. #panera #chickensalad #nomnom #lunch #date #sunny (at Panera Bread)

Panera lunch date. Talon’s all sad because my food came first. #panera #chickensalad #nomnom #lunch #date #sunny (at Panera Bread)

Happy Sibling’s Day. When it comes to siblings department, I think I got pretty lucky. I have a pretty awesome sister! #silblingsday #tbt #christmas94

Happy Sibling’s Day. When it comes to siblings department, I think I got pretty lucky. I have a pretty awesome sister! #silblingsday #tbt #christmas94

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

(via adreeezy)

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

image

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Jon Stewart and Matt Taibbi discuss the different treatment afforded to ‘street’ based drug users and white-collar criminals profiting from the drug trade.

(via stonethrowingdevil)

doctadonner:

devildoll:



Every time I see this it’s a different person exactly how many people want the D of captain America.

doctadonner:

devildoll:

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Every time I see this it’s a different person exactly how many people want the D of captain America.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

Dear Jimmy John’s.  You are awesome for opening a Jimmy John’s in Auburn that delivers to my work. And yes, it was #freakyfastdelivery #jimmyjohns #nomnom #work #lunch

Dear Jimmy John’s. You are awesome for opening a Jimmy John’s in Auburn that delivers to my work. And yes, it was #freakyfastdelivery #jimmyjohns #nomnom #work #lunch

Happy birthday Maggie! #birthday #rainforestcafe #birthdayselfie (at Rainforest Cafe)

Happy birthday Maggie! #birthday #rainforestcafe #birthdayselfie (at Rainforest Cafe)

beefranck:

toolateadopter:

beefranck:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.

"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."
"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"
"I rest my case."
"CARL! CARL! CARL!"
"Do. Something."
"CAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!"
"Or I will."

CRYING

beefranck:

toolateadopter:

beefranck:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.

"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."

"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"

"I rest my case."

"CARL! CARL! CARL!"

"Do. Something."

"CAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!"

"Or I will."

CRYING

(via whoreiified)

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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Perhaps the fact
that I chased a boy
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
about me
than it did about him.
Michelle K., Lessons Learned   (via cultivate-solitude)

(via jennnyfromtheblog)

I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed. — Sleep (via buryme-inthesky)

(via mind-above-all-else)

windazure:

idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.

(via electric-president)